anime love

The evil signs that mankind is coming to a fatal end has come. I am glad to introduce to you, THE G-SPOT. Yes! Humanity is coming down thanks to little miss g-spot over here. It’s like she controls the world. Actually, she does control the world. Men cannot go a day without seeing a g-spot, tasting a g-spot or thinking about a g-spot. Be it black, white, or fifty other shades of bloody grey, a g-spot is a g-spot and men will do just about anything to get it. These days they say it as ‘tap that’ which means ‘bang that’ which means ‘g-spot baby, here I come.’  G-spot holders, let them drool but don’t let them drill. Seduce them, flirt with them, give a kiss here and there but when it comes to down there, don’t let them an inch close.

 Ladies what you don’t realize is that in order to get ‘the main man’ or the ‘guy of your dreams’ you don’t give, you stall. Your cookie is the slice of heaven that they want and it is exactly what you should not let them have. That is the only way you keep them there until they see that truly, this girl is not just some random person that I can ‘get it’ from whenever I think of it. Surprise him here and there with little teases and go a whole mile to make out and do other things with him that will entice him and keep him coming back. The more you tease, flirt and show some skin here and there is the more he will continue to come back to you until finally he can’t see anyone else apart from you. Know why?  Because you have kept him guessing and have kept him interested all through but at the same time you haven’t given this physical creature the chance to taste little miss g-spot. It’s like a tag of war but in this case you have the upper hand because you give him an ultimatum. If he moves past the tag line, he loses any chance he had dreamt of ever ‘getting it’ but if he continues to stay on the other side, then maybe, just maybe, something good might come out of his ‘patience’. You are the one to decide when to pull him over to your side, when finally he puts a ring on it, or not. It really just depends on what you hope to gain from that relationship:  Marriage or just something to pass time. Either way, holding on to the cookie and testing his patience is good to also know whether his intentions towards you are pure or if you are just ‘another girl’.

Give him head and let him go down on you once in a while. Touch him here and there and let him do the same because you can’t just shut him off completely and expect him to be celibate for you for 2 years. Not going to happen. Men are physical creatures whether we like to admit it or not and yours is no different so honey stop avoiding the truth and know what to do about it to get your image stuck in his head. When you are both ready, you two will know. Feel the pressure to give it up but don’t do it because it’s exactly how you will end up in bed crying all alone with tissues all over the place, writing the story of your life on your diary and a cat to comfort you. This is me making sure that the man you want to spend the rest of your life with actually does that.

Take my advice or at the very least, think about it.

With love,

Eye Candy

Midnight Snack



when the night has crept into morning
and I am hungry for poetry
I tiptoe through your words
I devour each syllable
let each letter melt on my tongue

when I crave emotion
I nibble on your thoughts
I savor your creativity
let the beauty you cook up
fill me completely

when I read your heart
you spill upon the page
I get lost in your sweet aroma
and wish I were the one
who soaked up every last drop
of your love

By Kalypso from hello poetry.

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When the lamplight of the Sun
First touched the dark
And rolling, sighing, seeking wave
First kissed the land
When the first drop of rain
Met the very first leaf
That moment God chose you
And intended you for me
When that tiny living globe
Formed in the dark
And with the rhythm of time and space
First beat your heart
When God knit your limbs
And gave breath to your lungs
Your days he ordained
And intended you for me
All praise to our God
Who created all things
Who gave us life and gave us life again
Who came here this day
To create us anew
To take two hearts and meld them into one
From the moment that my eyes
First saw your face
And when you with an angel’s voice
First spoke my name
When you first took my hand
Heaven’s voice seemed to say
That before earth’s foundation
He intended you for me
                                                                                           Erin E M Hatton

With love,
Eye Candy

Out Into the Rain


I literally got goosebumps when i read this poem. Please take your time and marvel in this beautiful piece.

boy with a hat

Dancing in the rain

You lie there on your bed

So lovely and so bored

Waiting for it to clear

Like you did yesterday, and the day before

Waiting for the world to dry

For the gray clouds to break

For an infusion of sunlight, and for a rainbow, too.

It’s not going to happen today, you know,

It will keep on raining, raining, raining

Raining as if it’s a Biblical flood,

Raining as if it’s the end of the world.

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I wanna Be Yours



I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair in deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my devotion

By John Cooper